TME- A brief history

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Mutations spring from the continuous interplay between small colliding particles commonly termed Flunctions that liberate enough enery to transmute a carefull reader into a numbless twat and vice versa. This theory is commonly known as the Theory of Mutative Exclusion or TME. It was predicted by the famous scientist Vilios Lersconibu whose thought deminishing experiments changed the science of Journalistic Biology profoundly. Later on in the sixtees american scientists secretly conducted experiments on unaware readers by putting minute flunctionic layers on newspaper texts and thereby instilling significant changes in the readers facial expression and bone-structure and most importantly a significant dumbing down of the subjected people. Allthough this last change also has been atrributed to the context and content of the material the readers were given the flunctionic influence has been corroborated by many researchers (e.g. Purrer Chormud, ...) . Since then flunctionic ink has been widely used in press and publications for the wide audiences all around the free world. Currently experiments are ongoing to use remote flunctionic influence (RFI) on television and for usage on the internet. In the near future it is expected that the population of the earth is so numbed down that external brains will be necessary for helping people feed themselves.